Summary: Brumm has a perfect record in matchmaking. Until Lord Jagga comes along and rejects not one, but six, of his matches.
Warning: one or two brief nsfw references.

( You're ruining my reputation. Do you realize that? )

SUMMARY: last night Micky and James were dared to kiss each other. Micky didn't think much of it, until James started acting strange the next morning.
WARNING: fake cut to my lj for a couple allusions to nsfw things. Also, lots of cussing.

( fake cut )

Summary: Frank wakes up to his publicist asking him why there's a picture all over the tabloids of him and his co-star holding hands.
Warning: some cussing.

( Do you have something you want to tell me? )

Summary: Jun's finally let his butler, Chester, be his sidekick. After a hard night's work, though, all Jun wants to do is have a little dance. (The same guys from this one.)
Warning: descriptions of bruises, h/c.

( I had no idea you could do such damage with an umbrella. )

Summary: there's a gang of snake men that keeps bothering Bronco's sleepy little town. What's worse is now his old friend is running with them, too.
Warning: some cursing, violence.

( Just-- let me sober up here some... )

SUMMARY: Prince Egon is in love with his bodyguard and his bodyguard is in love with him. And stuff.
/warning: offhand comment about suicide, so be wary if it's a trigger? Idk if this is necessary...better to be safe, though.

( At times, you look at me like you already know. )

Because some people were way too kind to encourage me (what were you thinking?! xp), here's another fic with the characters from this one last weekend. Takes place the same day.

SUMMARY: It was necessity that drove Alrajabri to return to his tree that night. It was Prince Stoza's cynicism that drove him to follow.

( Rock demons. They sound like a good sort... )

Summary: Prince Stoza's having a hard time finding someone who'll marry him, what with being a goblin and all. So he goes to see a witch.

( “There are very few eligible young women who do not already know of Stoza's ugliness. And if they do not know, they run in terror upon the first sight of him!” )

idek...
Summary: the magician Rhett's been having a little trouble getting his rabbit to come out of the hat.

( “What other trick have you got better than me?” Gingamo sat down on Rhett’s bed, slapping at the dust on his clothes. “I told you my demands. It’s you who’re being difficult. )

Summary: Calvin's wanted to date the mummy princess, Patra, for a long time. The only thing standing in his way is her sphinx bodyguard and his riddles.

( “I don't know. I'll go with potatoes?” )